采花和尚

2.5 播放:04万 更新:2026-04-28
主演: 王群 潘德銓 曹查理 

一天,一民妇带女入寺进香,被主持黑沙掌看中,将女收于黑房中,此事被老拳师吴老东及儿子吴家秦看破,与黑沙掌及众淫僧大打出手,老拳师不慎命丧掌下,临终时嘱家秦必须学会鸳鸯腿才能打败黑沙掌。一群卖艺姑娘,以舞艺赚取生活费,黑沙掌等人当场调戏众女,为首的凤兰即以鸳鸯腿攻打黑沙掌,由于凤兰乃女儿身,鸳鸯腿功力不够,被黑沙掌打倒,家秦冲入阵中,救了凤兰,这才知道凤兰竟是鸳鸯腿传人的女儿。凤兰见了对父提出家秦有救命之恩,并愿以身相许,救父传授鸳鸯腿,家秦与凤兰苦心勤练,成功的练成了鸳鸯腿,二人齐力向南竹等发难,并得红姑相助,终于瓦解了南竹寺,同时也消灭了黑沙掌等邪僧。   

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一天,一民妇带女入寺进香,被主持黑沙掌看中,将女收于黑房中,此事被老拳师吴老东及儿子吴家秦看破,与黑沙掌及众淫僧大打出手,老拳师不慎命丧掌下,临终时嘱家秦必须学会鸳鸯腿才能打败黑沙掌。一群卖艺姑娘,以舞艺赚取生活费,黑沙掌等人当场调戏众女,为首的凤兰即以鸳鸯腿攻打黑沙掌,由于凤兰乃女儿身,鸳鸯腿功力不够,被黑沙掌打倒,家秦冲入阵中,救了凤兰,这才知道凤兰竟是鸳鸯腿传人的女儿。凤兰见了对父提出家秦有救命之恩,并愿以身相许,救父传授鸳鸯腿,家秦与凤兰苦心勤练,成功的练成了鸳鸯腿,二人齐力向南竹等发难,并得红姑相助,终于瓦解了南竹寺,同时也消灭了黑沙掌等邪僧。   

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