性别能有多好笑呢？

 《掸武门》是1983年上映的台湾电影，由张鹏翼导演。张玲，郑少秋，王侠等人主演。《掸武门》讲述某朝皇帝在正月十五日比武大赛之前， 得知刑部大臣陆人敌欲乘机谋反， 乃飞鹰传书其派驻在东， 南， 西， 北四郡的诸侯回朝护驾， 然四人均於回朝途中为刺客所暗杀， 南郡主之女孤独冷雁於其父被刺後始得报， 火速赶回想为父报仇· 一日孤独冷雁巧遇鬼红娘， 才知两人同出一个师门， 尤其孤独冷雁学得高深之禅功， 身手快捷， 眼力极强， 却可惜他·.....

失去妻子后，没有灵魂地生活的童话作家赵容熙。他只要去妻子画画的房间，就会出现过度呼吸的症状，很久没进过那个房间了。但是从某一天开始，那个房间里开始传来奇怪的声音。鼓起勇气打开房门的龙熙。妻子房间的天花板漏水，住着在仁偷偷藏起来的小猫。在仁拜托我养猫，雪上加霜的是，来修理天花板的木匠哈罗恩提议把闲置的房间变成猫的房间…龙熙究竟会做出什么选择？

　　Sheila Hood is an ex-cop whose marriage is on the rocks. Rather than confronting her husband about an affair, she hides surveillance cameras in her home and watches his transgressions, becoming a voyeur of her own life. Her husband, Tom Kale, is an ornithologist who begins an affair with an ex-girlfriend, Merle James, whose beauty and fragility echoes that of the birds he studies. Ray Starling, the charismatic owner of a boutique hotel, is Merle’s lover, and has dealings with her father, Mr James, a powerful oil baron who operates in the shadows but whose influence touches the whole city. Merle’s younger sister, Hazel, is also drawn to Tom, but trapped in Starling’s web of power. Calvin is an cop whose loyalty to his ex partner, Hood, is tested when mounting evidence from her own surveillance tapes connects her and Tom to Starling’s murder, and perhaps even Merle’s mysterious death.

　　故事发生在未来世界，阿龙（黎明 饰）和阿强（张学友 饰）都是抓捕妖兽的特警队警员，但是上司（袁和平 饰）非常器重阿龙，而对阿强就戒心重重。阿强气不过在酒吧买醉，得到了女友（李若彤 饰）的支持宽慰。然而，他心头总是笼罩着阴影——原来阿强的母亲也是妖兽，后来他把这个隐秘告诉了阿龙。阿龙也坦白了自己跟妖兽幻姬（李嘉欣 饰）的一段感情……　　此后，阿龙在一次抓捕元大宗（仲代达矢 饰）的行动中，重逢了现已成为元妻的幻姬，情急之下却要引出重重误会。其实，元大宗是要跟人类合作的妖兽，但是另有一股液态妖兽正在肆虐地侵袭这个城市。在对抗液态妖兽的过程中，阿龙与幻姬的感情经历了生死的考验，但是元大宗的儿子鬼众道（张耀扬 饰）却设计离间意图消灭人类，与此同时阿强也发现了特警队的叛徒……