屌丝骑士

评分:5.6 播放:98万 更新:2026-05-01

讲述了色胚男主人公诚豪介,转入了一所;女尊男卑 的超大小姐学园,为了争取男权、废除;三禁向自治会会长美崎静香宣战。决战当日却惨遭凶恶教师岚铁美迫害,豪介的色情能量,能否拯救全校的危机?他又能否成为静香的骑士 ?   

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